Y'alls Honkies and Tricks

That game played by every most-annoying-child you have ever met, the one where all they do is ask, "Why?" should be encouraged and a mandatory part of any public education curriculum. "Why" is the single most important word in the English language, and any other language in whatever form it takes. I'll go a step further. Why is the most important word in human language. The concept of, "This thing is not understood by me. I want to understand it." Why, I argue, is more important than how. Why reveals the foundation of logic upon which how is executed. There is a how to why, so the two are not exclusive and independent, but from a human perspective, why has triggered every single progress our species enjoys. How is a scientist planning his experiment. Putting the hours into vials and statistics. Why is the driving force, why motivates and without the experiment would not exist. Why is the fuel driving the Howcar.

Do not trust those irked by the why game. They are the walking dead, the legions of the damned with means and ends nefarious. Embarrassing is their plight and dangerous is their plan. Instead of fanning the flame of curiosity they blow smoke into the air clouding the sun and reducing the lifeblood of humanity by starving academic agriculture. Unyielding orgasms should assault the neurons firing in the brains of those presented with a, "Why?" Never again will you be this human. This is why you are here and your experience should be spiritual, mental and fill your whole body with champagne sparkling and sweet. If you encounter one who has a reaction frustrated or a response irritated run for the hills. You are not safe. He is a monster and will sabotage your quest for the answer. Why is the sky blue? By the will of your God go forth and discover, do not allow delay from this sentinel of stupidity.

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